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Feral Wife 20 ounce stainless steel double-wall vacuum insulated tumbler

Feral Wife 20 ounce stainless steel double-wall vacuum insulated tumbler

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Feral Wife 20-Ounce Skinny Stainless Steel Double-Wall Vacuum Insulated Tumbler – Handcrafted in Minnesota, Because Factory Blandness is for Tame Souls

 

 

Rise and roar, wild ones, because this isn’t just a tumbler—it’s a caffeine-charged battle cry in stainless steel for the untamed spirit of the “Feral Wife,” a cheeky pun that growls “I’m part human, part chaos, and 100% unapologetic—especially before my first sip.” Handcrafted with grit, love, and a dash of Minnesota snow-dust, this masterpiece is born in small batches by real humans—not some soulless factory spitting out uniform drones. Factory mass-produced? Overrated. We’re talking artisanal rebellion straight from the Land of 10,000 Lakes, where the only thing tame is the politeness (and even that’s debatable).
No two tumblers are identical, because why would you want to sip your morning brew from the domesticated masses’ boring cups? Each one’s a snarling snowflake—unique laser-etched designs, a one-of-a-kind hand-finished touch, and a vibe that channels the feral energy of a raccoon raiding your trash at 3 a.m., paired with a sly wink to the wild wife who rules your roost. Picture this: a bold graphic of a snarling, glitter-eyed raccoon (or maybe a fierce fox—dealer’s choice) with the words “Feral Wife” scrawled in jagged, gothic letters, etched into the sleek, skinny stainless steel with a finish tough enough to survive your pre-coffee grump-fest. This 20-ounce beast keeps your coffee piping hot (or your iced coffee frosty) for hours, thanks to its double-wall vacuum insulation—perfect for those mornings when your inner chaos needs extra fuel.
The tumbler’s crafted from premium, rust-resistant stainless steel, built to handle your scalding coffee (or tea, if you’re feeling tame) without leaking or sweating all over your dashboard. But beware—the feral nature of this beast comes out before that first sip: expect growls, glares, and maybe a dramatic coffee spill as you stumble toward enlightenment. The slim design fits snugly in your car cupholder, the lid’s spill-resistant (but no promises during a feral tantrum), and the whole thing’s got that “I’m one step away from howling at the moon” vibe that pairs perfectly with bedhead and a caffeine-starved glare. Use it on your commute, and watch the tame commuters clutch their store-bought tumblers while secretly envying your wild spirit.
Crafted for the Feral Wives (and their equally untamed partners) who know life’s too short for boring, mass-produced drinkware, this tumbler’s not just a container—it’s a battle cry. A cry that says, “I’d rather claw my way through the morning than sip from some assembly-line yawn-fest.” Get yours before they’re gone, because unlike those endless rows of tame, beige tumblers, we don’t churn these out by the thousands. Unleash your inner feral today—Minnesota style, one caffeinated growl at a time!

 

Materials

Stainless Steel

Shipping & Returns

This ships for free within the US. See our shipping police - https://www.horribledesigns.com/policies/shipping-policy for more information regarding returns

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Care Instructions

Handwash only. Not microwave or dishwasher safe

Features

Metal straw with straw cleaning brush included as well as splash proof lid.
- 20 ounce stainless steel tumbler
- Ships for free within the US

Dishwasher Safe?

No

Microwave Safe?

No

Warranty

We offer a 60 day warranty on all of our products. If you have an issue with your order, please see our refund page for more details - https://www.horribledesigns.com/policies/refund-policy

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