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Remember when Robocop shot that dude in the dick? 

Start your day right with our premium ceramic coffee mugs. Crafted from the highest quality ceramic materials, these mugs are not only durable but also designed to keep your coffee hot for longer.
The sleek and classic design of these mugs adds a touch of elegance to your daily coffee routine.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China. The finished product is made in the USA and shipped from the USA

Our mugs are also beautifully designed, featuring a range of colorful and eye-catching patterns that are sure to brighten up your day. Whether you prefer bold florals or playful animal prints, we've got a mug to suit your unique style.

Looking for a gift for a coffee lover in your life? Our mugs also make a perfect present, with customizable options that allow you to add a personal touch to your gift.

This is a perfect gift for your favorite Gen-Xer!

How they are made: 

Firstly, I venture deep into the misty depths of Mount Java, where I pry volcanic clay from the very heart of the earth. This clay, my friend, is no ordinary clay. It's infused with the laughter of a thousand gnomes and the fiery spirit of a thousand sunrises.

Next, I journey to the mystical Forest of Middle Earth, where I delve into the elven mines deep beneath the emerald roots of ancient trees. Here, I mine the purest, whitest ceramic, untouched by the hands of time and imbued with the wisdom of ages.

But the magic doesn't end there! To create a mug worthy of a caffeine connoisseur, I add a sprinkle of unicorn tears (harvested ethically, of course) for a touch of shimmer and a dash of dragonfire breath for a perfectly balanced heat-retention.

And finally, I weave my own magic into the mug, a potent spell of caffeine-infused creativity and boundless energy.

So, you see, my friend, these are no ordinary coffee mugs. They're vessels of enchantment, crafted from the very essence of myth and legend. And when you raise one to your lips, prepare to be transported to a world of boundless possibilities, fueled by the magic of coffee and the wonder of elven craftsmanship.