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Feral Wife 1 Hoodie - Unisex

Feral Wife 1 Hoodie - Unisex

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Feral Wife Unisex Hoodie – Handcrafted in Minnesota, Because Factory Blandness is for Tame Souls
Listen up, wild ones, because this isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a roar in fabric form for the untamed spirit of the “Feral Wife,” a cheeky pun that screams “I’m part human, part chaos, and 100% unapologetic.” Handcrafted with grit, love, and a dash of Minnesota snow-dust, this masterpiece is born in small batches by real humans—not some soulless factory spitting out uniform drones. Factory mass-produced? Overrated. We’re talking artisanal rebellion straight from the Land of 10,000 Lakes, where the only thing tame is the politeness (and even that’s debatable).
No two hoodies are identical, because why would you want to blend in with the domesticated masses? Each one’s a snarling snowflake—unique stitching, a one-of-a-kind dye job, and a design that channels the feral energy of a raccoon raiding your trash at 3 a.m., paired with a sly wink to the wild wife who rules your roost. Picture this: a bold graphic of a snarling, glitter-eyed raccoon (or maybe a fierce fox—dealer’s choice) with the words “Feral Wife” scrawled in jagged, gothic letters, printed with ink tough enough to survive a midnight kitchen raid. The fabric? Soft, cozy, and built to handle Minnesota winters—or at least keep you warm while you’re plotting your next feral escapade.
This unisex gem fits all shapes, sizes, and levels of untamed chaos, with a kangaroo pocket big enough to stash your snacks, your phone, or that suspiciously chewed-up shoe you found under the couch. The drawstrings are rugged, the cuffs are snug, and the whole thing’s got that “I’m one step away from howling at the moon” vibe that pairs perfectly with messy hair and a mischievous grin. Wear it to the grocery store, and watch the tame housewives clutch their pearls while secretly envying your wild spirit.
Crafted for the Feral Wives (and their equally untamed partners) who know life’s too short for boring, mass-produced wardrobe choices, this hoodie’s not just clothing—it’s a battle cry. A cry that says, “I’d rather be clawing my way through life than wearing some assembly-line yawn-fest.” Get yours before they’re gone, because unlike those endless rows of tame, beige hoodies, we don’t churn these out by the thousands. Unleash your inner feral today—Minnesota style!

Features that Make this Hoodie a Must-Have:

 

    • Unmatched Comfort: Indulge in the luxurious softness of our premium fleece fabric, ensuring all-day comfort and warmth.

    • Stylish Design: The sleek, minimalist design complements any outfit, making it a wardrobe staple for every style.

    • Unisex Sizing: Our inclusive sizing ensures that everyone can experience the comfort and style of this hoodie.

    • Free Shipping within the US: Enjoy the convenience of free shipping within the US, making it easier than ever to elevate your style.

Embrace the Versatility of the Unisex Hoodie:

    • Lounging at Home: Cuddle up on the couch or unwind after a long day in the comfort of our ultra-soft hoodie.

    • Casual Outings: Pair this hoodie with your favorite jeans or joggers for a relaxed yet stylish look, perfect for running errands or grabbing a coffee.

    • Active Wear: Stay warm and comfortable during your workout sessions with our breathable and moisture-wicking hoodie.

 

 

 

 

Materials

Cotton OR Cotton Blend

Shipping & Returns

This ships for free within the US. See our shipping police - https://www.horribledesigns.com/policies/shipping-policy for more information regarding returns

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Care Instructions

Do not wash in extremely hot water as it could cause the decal to crack / peel

Features

Show off your unique sense of style
Enjoy a comfortable and stylish hoodie that is easy to care for.
Get your hoodie shipped to you for free (within the US)

Dishwasher Safe?

No

Microwave Safe?

No

Warranty

We offer a 60 day warranty on all of our products. If you have an issue with your order, please see our refund page for more details - https://www.horribledesigns.com/policies/refund-policy

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