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Feral Wife mug
Feral Wife mug
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Feral Wife Coffee Mug – Handcrafted in Minnesota, Because Factory Blandness is for Tame Souls (11 oz & 15 oz)
Wake up, wild ones, because this isn’t just a coffee mug—it’s a caffeine-fueled roar in ceramic form for the untamed spirit of the “Feral Wife,” a cheeky pun that snarls “I’m part human, part chaos, and 100% unapologetic—especially before my first sip.” Handcrafted with grit, love, and a dash of Minnesota snow-dust, this masterpiece is born in small batches by real humans—not some soulless factory spitting out uniform drones. Factory mass-produced? Overrated. We’re talking artisanal rebellion straight from the Land of 10,000 Lakes, where the only thing tame is the politeness (and even that’s debatable).
No two mugs are identical, because why would you want to sip your morning brew from the domesticated masses’ boring cups? Each one’s a snarling snowflake—unique glazing, a one-of-a-kind hand-painted design, and a vibe that channels the feral energy of a raccoon raiding your trash at 3 a.m., paired with a sly wink to the wild wife who rules your roost. Picture this: a bold graphic of a snarling, glitter-eyed raccoon (or maybe a fierce fox—dealer’s choice) with the words “Feral Wife” scrawled in jagged, gothic letters, fired onto the mug with glaze tough enough to survive your pre-coffee grump-fest. Available in a sassy 11-ounce size for a quick feral fix or a generous 15-ounce beast for those mornings when your inner chaos needs extra fuel.
The mug’s crafted from sturdy, high-quality ceramic, built to hold your scalding coffee (or tea, if you’re feeling tame) without cracking under the pressure of your morning snarl. But beware—the feral nature of this beast comes out before that first sip: expect growls, glares, and maybe a dramatic coffee spill as you stumble toward enlightenment. The handle’s ergonomic, the rim’s smooth, and the whole thing’s got that “I’m one step away from howling at the moon” vibe that pairs perfectly with bedhead and a caffeine-starved glare. Use it at the kitchen table, and watch the tame housemates clutch their store-bought mugs while secretly envying your wild spirit.
Crafted for the Feral Wives (and their equally untamed partners) who know life’s too short for boring, mass-produced coffee gear, this mug’s not just a vessel—it’s a battle cry. A cry that says, “I’d rather claw my way through the morning than drink from some assembly-line yawn-fest.” Get yours before they’re gone, because unlike those endless rows of tame, beige mugs, we don’t churn these out by the thousands. Unleash your inner feral today—Minnesota style, one caffeinated growl at a time!
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11 oz Mug: —small but potent. Dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter.
15 oz Mug: For when you need extra caffeine to deal with those endless meetings. Dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter.
Dishwasher and Microwave Safe: Because who has time for handwashing when you're busy pushing paper? Just don't crank up the heat too high in the dishwasher unless you want your mug to fade away like your hopes for a productive workday.
Materials
Materials
Ceramic
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
This ships for free within the US. See our shipping police - https://www.horribledesigns.com/policies/shipping-policy for more information regarding returns
Dimensions
Dimensions
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Dishwasher safe: Because your coffee mug is too important to wash by hand. (note that using a high heat setting in your dishwasher may cause fading over time).
Features
Features
-Handcrafted in the USA
- Dishwasher safe: Because your coffee mug is too important to wash by hand.
- FREE shipping within the United States
-Handcrafted in Minnesota Masterpieces: Because factory-made perfection is overrated.
- 11oz and 15oz sizes available
-Every mug unique, just like your questionable life choices.
-Microwave-safe (probably. No guarantees for those experimental burrito concoctions).
-Hand-crafted with love (and maybe a sprinkle of accidental thumbprints).
- The perfect conversation starter, guaranteed to elicit comments like "Wow, that's...a mug."
Dishwasher Safe?
Dishwasher Safe?
Yes
Microwave Safe?
Microwave Safe?
Yes
Warranty
Warranty
We offer a 60 day warranty on all of our products. If you have an issue with your order, please see our refund page for more details - https://www.horribledesigns.com/policies/refund-policy
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