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Feral Wife vinyl decal

Feral Wife vinyl decal

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Feral Wife Die-Cut Vinyl Decal – Handcrafted in Minnesota, Because Factory Blandness is for Tame Souls

 

Stick it to ‘em, wild ones, because this isn’t just a die-cut vinyl decal—it’s a snarling sticker of rebellion for the untamed spirit of the “Feral Wife,” a cheeky pun that roars “I’m part human, part chaos, and 100% unapologetic—especially before my first coffee.” Handcrafted with grit, precision, and a dash of Minnesota snow-dust, this masterpiece is cut in small batches by real humans—not some soulless factory spitting out uniform drones. Factory mass-produced? Overrated. We’re talking artisanal wildness straight from the Land of 10,000 Lakes, where the only thing tame is the politeness (and even that’s debatable).
No two decals are identical, because why would you want to plaster your gear with the domesticated masses’ boring stickers? Each one’s a snarling snowflake—unique cutting, a one-of-a-kind design, and a vibe that channels the feral energy of a raccoon raiding your trash at 3 a.m., paired with a sly wink to the wild wife who rules your roost. Picture this: a bold graphic of a snarling, glitter-eyed raccoon (or maybe a fierce fox—dealer’s choice) with the words “Feral Wife” scrawled in jagged, gothic letters, precision-cut from durable vinyl tough enough to survive your pre-coffee grump-fest. It’s weatherproof, fade-resistant, and sticks like your morning attitude—perfect for laptops, water bottles, car windows, or that toolbox you glare at before caffeine kicks in.
This unisex gem fits all your feral needs, with a peel-and-stick design that’s easy to apply (even if your hands are shaking from pre-coffee jitters). The edges are crisp, the adhesion is strong, and the whole thing’s got that “I’m one step away from howling at the moon” vibe that pairs perfectly with messy hair and a caffeine-starved glare. Slap it on your gear, and watch the tame folks clutch their generic decals while secretly envying your wild spirit. But beware—the feral nature of this beast comes out before that first sip: expect growls, glares, and maybe a misplaced sticker as you stumble toward clarity.
Crafted for the Feral Wives (and their equally untamed partners) who know life’s too short for boring, mass-produced sticker choices, this decal’s not just a decoration—it’s a battle cry. A cry that says, “I’d rather claw my way through the day than stick on some assembly-line yawn-fest.” Get yours before they’re gone, because unlike those endless rows of tame, beige decals, we don’t churn these out by the thousands. Unleash your inner feral today—Minnesota style, one sticky snarl at a time!

 


Product Features:
  • Handcrafted in the USA: Each decal is crafted with care for quality you can see and feel.
  • Durable & Long-Lasting: Made from premium vinyl, our decals are UV-resistant and waterproof, standing strong against the sun, rain, snow, and car washes for 5-8 years or more (maybe they'll last even longer if you give them a little love song!).
  • Universal Fit: Perfect for adorning your car, window, door, or any smooth, hard surface. Not suitable for fabric, rubber, or silicone.
  • Easy Application: Comes with a vinyl application tool to make sticking your decal a breeze.
Installation Tips:
  • Do NOT wash the decal for at least 24 hours after application to ensure adhesion.
  • Ideal Application Temperature: Between 50° to 90° Fahrenheit for best results.
  • Exterior Use: Designed to be applied on the outside of glass or other hard surfaces.
Additional Information:
  • A tracking number is included with every order for your peace of mind.
  • Decals are shipped on transfer paper for easy, hassle-free application.


Show the world your unique style with this eye-catching, durable vinyl decal.

Materials

Vinyl

Shipping & Returns

This ships for free within the US. See our shipping police - https://www.horribledesigns.com/policies/shipping-policy for more information regarding returns

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Care Instructions

• Do NOT wash for at least 24 hours AFTER applying.
• UV-resistant.
• Waterproof (can withstand being outdoors for 5-8 years (maybe longer if you sing to it every day))
• Vinyl application tool included.

Features

UV-resistant: Your decal will not fade or fade in the sun.
Waterproof: Your decal can withstand rain, snow, and car washes.
Durable: Your decal will last for years, even with outdoor use.
Easy to apply: Our decals come with a vinyl application tool for easy application.

Dishwasher Safe?

No

Microwave Safe?

No

Warranty

We offer a 60 day warranty on all of our products. If you have an issue with your order, please see our refund page for more details - https://www.horribledesigns.com/policies/refund-policy

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