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  • My pinkie toe gets banged more than I do - White glossy mug bang Caffeine Coffee Addiction Coffee Beans Coffee Break Coffee Humor Coffee is Life Coffee Lover Coffee Shop Coffee Snob Coffee Time Espresso Funny Quotes Humor Java Keep Calm and Drink Coffee Latte Mocha Morning Procaffeinating Sarcasm sex Wordplay
  • My pinkie toe gets banged more than I do - White glossy mug bang Caffeine Coffee Addiction Coffee Beans Coffee Break Coffee Humor Coffee is Life Coffee Lover Coffee Shop Coffee Snob Coffee Time Espresso Funny Quotes Humor Java Keep Calm and Drink Coffee Latte Mocha Morning Procaffeinating Sarcasm sex Wordplay
  • My pinkie toe gets banged more than I do - White glossy mug bang Caffeine Coffee Addiction Coffee Beans Coffee Break Coffee Humor Coffee is Life Coffee Lover Coffee Shop Coffee Snob Coffee Time Espresso Funny Quotes Humor Java Keep Calm and Drink Coffee Latte Mocha Morning Procaffeinating Sarcasm sex Wordplay
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My pinkie toe gets banged more than I do - White glossy mug

My pinkie toe gets banged more than I do - White glossy mug

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Do you see less action now that you are no longer single than when you were single? Does your pinkie toe get banged more than you? This might be the perfect gift for you or someone else who is unlucky. 

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe (please note that washing in a high heat setting in your dishwasher may cause fading over time)


Materials

Ceramic

Shipping & Returns

This ships for free within the US. See our shipping police - https://www.horribledesigns.com/policies/shipping-policy for more information regarding returns

Dimensions

Care Instructions

Dishwasher safe: Because your coffee mug is too important to wash by hand.

Features

-Handcrafted in the USA

- Dishwasher safe: Because your coffee mug is too important to wash by hand.

- FREE shipping within the United States

-Handcrafted in Minnesota Masterpieces: Because factory-made perfection is overrated.

- 11oz and 15oz sizes available

-Every mug unique, just like your questionable life choices.

-Microwave-safe (probably. No guarantees for those experimental burrito concoctions).

-Hand-crafted with love (and maybe a sprinkle of accidental thumbprints).

- The perfect conversation starter, guaranteed to elicit comments like "Wow, that's...a mug."

Dishwasher Safe?

Yes

Microwave Safe?

Yes

Warranty

We offer a 60 day warranty on all of our products. If you have an issue with your order, please see our refund page for more details - https://www.horribledesigns.com/policies/refund-policy

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